San Gennaro has everything up to and including a bouncy house with a giant mustachioed Superman.  (at 88th Annual Fiest of San Gennaro)

San Gennaro has everything up to and including a bouncy house with a giant mustachioed Superman. (at 88th Annual Fiest of San Gennaro)

I’m sorry, strawberry, but you’ll never be a potato.  (at Stuyvesant Town Greenmarket)

I’m sorry, strawberry, but you’ll never be a potato. (at Stuyvesant Town Greenmarket)

Holy shit finally tried @kenjilopezalt’s pan pizza recipe. I can’t believe I made this.

Holy shit finally tried @kenjilopezalt’s pan pizza recipe. I can’t believe I made this.

Thanks for the cupcake, @imamysedaris!  (at Fishs Eddy)

Thanks for the cupcake, @imamysedaris! (at Fishs Eddy)

Somebody order a bunch of mensches?

Somebody order a bunch of mensches?

Baking away the Sunday blues.

Baking away the Sunday blues.

I love you, tomatoes.

I love you, tomatoes.

@ambienttraffic gave me a gift tonight.

@ambienttraffic gave me a gift tonight.

Let’s try this again.

Let’s try this again.

We taught a dog to drive @kkabesss

We taught a dog to drive @kkabesss